celticpyro:

rainbowdogma:

stimman3000:

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roomba.

he monch

queenzenus:

My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it

screamingcrawfish:

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

im so excited for all the art im going to do next year

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

6i:

i just want to thank all those who’ve destroyed me into the person i am today

glowup:

labellabrianna:

I’m forever questioning someone’s intentions.

biglawbear:

het-fekat:

captainsnoop:

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me

allerliefste:

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill